{"product_id":"products-positively-sarcastic-desk-calendar-2026","title":"Positively Sarcastic Desk Calendar — Monthly Motivational \u0026 Funny Desk Planner","description":"\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eThis bright, colourful desktop calendar is designed to sit right where you need it — on your desk, kitchen counter, or workspace — bringing personality, humour, and clarity to your everyday chaos.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ePrinted in a compact \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e10” x 5”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e format, it’s big enough to be useful and bold, but small enough to fit neatly on crowded desks and worktops. Each month features a strong, joyful design paired with a clear date grid, making it practical without being boring.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eThe calendar is printed on \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003esturdy 250 gsm satin paper\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e with crisp, vivid colour reproduction, finished with a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003eblack spiral binding\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003etent-card backing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e so it stands up easily without taking over your space. Pages turn smoothly, feel premium in hand, and are built to last the year.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eDesigned by \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003eThe Colour Rebel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e for people who want organisation with personality — and a daily reminder that life doesn’t have to be muted to be functional.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e🔹 PRODUCT FEATURES \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDesktop calendar in a compact \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e10” x 5”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e format\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eSpiral-bound with sturdy tent-card backing for easy standing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e12 full-colour monthly designs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e with clear date grids\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePrinted on \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e250 gsm satin paper\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e for a smooth, premium finish\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eBright, crisp colour printing that pops on your desk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDesigned to fit comfortably on desks, shelves, and counters\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eAdult humour \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDesigned in the UK by The Colour Rebel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003eThe Positively Sarcastic Desktop Calendar\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e is motivation with an eye roll.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eEach month pairs a classic “everything’s fine” mantra with a sarcastic twist that feels far more honest. It’s bright, funny, and reassuring — perfect for women who want encouragement without the toxic positivity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eThink joyful colour, playful typography, and just enough cynicism to get you through the week.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e🔹 PRODUCTION \u0026amp; MATERIALS \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePrinted on \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e250 gsm satin-finish paper\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCrisp, high-quality colour printing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eBlack metal spiral binding\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eSturdy folded backing for freestanding display\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePaper sourced from Europe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e🔹 CARE INSTRUCTIONS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"caret-color: #000000; color: #000000; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: auto; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: auto; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; text-decoration: none;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eKeep dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eAvoid direct sunlight for prolonged periods\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eHandle pages gently to preserve the binding\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"10\" x 5\" \/ Satin","offer_id":52276789215570,"sku":"14813723811577959940","price":16.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1004\/2422\/1010\/files\/2_eb0fddec-c85e-4e5d-b5ad-532982a45b9a.png?v=1765833156","url":"https:\/\/shop.thecolourrebel.com\/products\/products-positively-sarcastic-desk-calendar-2026","provider":"The Colour Rebel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}