Pretty Sweary Triples Wall Calendar 2026 | Funny Swear Word Calendar for Adults | Colourful Typographic Calendar | Gift for Grown Ups

Pretty Sweary Triples Wall Calendar (2026)

Three-word truths for grown-ups.

This wall calendar is for people who are done with fake positivity, inspirational fluff, and pretending everything’s fine. The Pretty Sweary Triples Wall Calendar features 12 bold, colourful designs, each built around a blunt, sweary three-word phrase that says what you’re actually thinking. Loud typography, joyful colour, and zero apologies. If you like your calendars honest, funny, and slightly unhinged, this one’s for you.

⚠️ Contains strong language. Not suitable for children.

✨ WHAT YOU’LL GET • 12 monthly wall calendar pages (2026) • Bold three-word sweary statements • Bright, high-contrast colour palettes • Playful patterns and chunky typography • Clear monthly date grids • A calendar that makes you laugh every time you walk past it

✨ EXAMPLES OF PHRASES • Nope. Not. Today. • Zero F*cks Left • It’s A Sh*t Show • Too Much Bullsh*t • Still So Tired • F*ck My Life …and more unapologetically honest triples.

✨ WHO THIS IS FOR Perfect for: • Grown-ups with a sense of humour • Overworked, overwhelmed adults • Home offices, kitchens, studios • Friends who swear a lot • Funny but stylish gift buyers • People who hate beige, boring calendars

 ✨ WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT • Funny without being novelty • Colourful without being childish • Sweary without being sloppy • Makes a brilliant statement piece • Designed by The Colour Rebel, a UK-based small business

 ✨ IMPORTANT INFO • Year: 2026 • Format: Wall calendar • Language: English • Swear words included (you have been warned 😉)

✨ MATCHES PERFECTLY WITH • Positively Sarcastic Monthly Calendar • Colour Chaos Pattern Calendar Build yourself the full Colour Rebel calendar wall.

 ✨ FEATURES High-Quality Printing: Printed in vibrant, full-color on 250gsm coated silk paper (100 lb cover) with professional packaging for a flawless delivery.Eco-Friendly: Made with FSC/PESC-certified papers and local production to minimize our environmental impact.