Pretty Sweary Desk Calendar — Monthly Motivational & Funny Desk Planner

This bright, colourful desktop calendar is designed to sit right where you need it — on your desk, kitchen counter, or workspace — bringing personality, humour, and clarity to your everyday chaos.

Printed in a compact 10” x 5” format, it’s big enough to be useful and bold, but small enough to fit neatly on crowded desks and worktops. Each month features a strong, joyful design paired with a clear date grid, making it practical without being boring.

The calendar is printed on sturdy 250 gsm satin paper with crisp, vivid colour reproduction, finished with a black spiral binding and tent-card backing so it stands up easily without taking over your space. Pages turn smoothly, feel premium in hand, and are built to last the year.

Designed by The Colour Rebel for people who want organisation with personality — and a daily reminder that life doesn’t have to be muted to be functional.

🔹 PRODUCT FEATURES 

• Desktop calendar in a compact 10” x 5” format

• Spiral-bound with sturdy tent-card backing for easy standing

• 12 full-colour monthly designs with clear date grids

• Printed on 250 gsm satin paper for a smooth, premium finish

• Bright, crisp colour printing that pops on your desk

• Designed to fit comfortably on desks, shelves, and counters

• Adult humour (for the Pretty Sweary version)

• Designed in the UK by The Colour Rebel

The Pretty Sweary Triples Desktop Calendar says exactly what you’re thinking — in three words.

Each month features a bold, colourful, unapologetically sweary phrase designed to make you laugh, exhale, and feel seen. It’s blunt, joyful, and absolutely not for children.

Perfect for desks that don’t do fake positivity and grown-ups who appreciate humour with a sharp edge.

⚠️ Contains strong language.

🔹 PRODUCTION & MATERIALS 

• Printed on 250 gsm satin-finish paper

• Crisp, high-quality colour printing

• Black metal spiral binding

• Sturdy folded backing for freestanding display

• Paper sourced from Europe

🔹 CARE INSTRUCTIONS 

• Keep dry

• Avoid direct sunlight for prolonged periods

• Handle pages gently to preserve the binding